spookily-eats-a-bagel:

turtle0verl0rd:

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

laderdesders1:

fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

wheel-of-misfortune:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they’ve developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they’re supposed to be kicking each other’s asses.

horaetio:

horaetio:

captaincrusher:

xpectopatronm:

horaetio:

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break

Here you have the Infinite Jukebox that will play an infinite version of What’s new pussycat, randomly jumping through the verses and never getting to the end. 

do you ever regret a post and the hell it creates

why do you people continue to inflict this awful post on others

morthils:

morthils:

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

witches

• herbs and gardening
• cook a lot
• wear lots of black
• cats
• magical brews
• probably the village midwife
• cottage in the woods
• vine whips and healing spells
• bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

• wear blankets, if you’re lucky
• lab in a tower
• grad student vibes
• will definitely accidentally kill you
• fireballs
• high in some kind of magical drug
• hat that scrapes the ceiling 
• cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

totallykkyle:

if he does not get nominated im legit done with the globes and oscars.

inaneenglish:

nessa007:

Men of the world need to be more like Jake Peralta

The best thing about Jake, though, is he didn’t start off this way. In season 1 he’s an immature, kinda gross dude, but he grows thanks to positive masculine influences in Captain Holt and Terry as well as his willingness to grow. Jake embodies the idea that good isn’t something you are, it’s something you do; he’s a great example of how it’s possible to grow and do better, even if it’s not always the easiest choice.

If more white boys were like Jake Peralta the world would be a better place.

write-it-motherfuckers:

Person A: “H-How many fucking knives do have in there?!”

Person B: *Still pulling knives out of their bag and pockets* “I don’t know actually… I have two in my bra and one in my boot as well I think. You know… just in case.”

Person A: “In case of what?!?!!”

whatisthisplaceidonteven:

justdecadentcollectiondestiny:

assssziraphale:

eternalgirlscout:

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

samanthaauburn:

seye-ekans:

disneysapphic:

seye-ekans:

disneysapphic:

HEY ARIN!

 LETS PLAY FOOTBALL!

But Dan…

I don’t know how to play-

FOOTBALL

AAAUUUGH

This will never not be funny